Wednesday, April 16, 2008

tonight, i had to use my pocket knife.

no, not to shank anyone (I like saying "shank"), but to pick a lock. Really not exciting, although maybe I'd have more to share had I succeeded in the lock-picking. Sorry I can't say's so boring it's embarassing that i even bothered to post. But I just wanted to let you know that I carry an antique pocket knife (almost identical to the 4th one down here), and that I love it, and i carry it around waiting for a reason to pull it out...cuz it's that cool. And while it takes a couple inconvenient seconds to pull each of the teensy blades out, I have this delusional notion that it will protect me. Or maybe I'm just delusional in general right now cuz it's ten til midnight.


rashad said...

I wonder if the powers-that-be, red flag and earmark someone when they open that knife site.

NotHatingJustSaying said...

I've seen the knife. that person won't die from the stab but will die from the infection of all the rust.

Chubbs said...

Rashad--lol. If i'm on that "list," I'd better get some better, more contraversial weapons in my arsenal.

NHJS - yes, you've seen the knife...but I never said the blade would kill them. In fact, I rather like the idea of them dying a slow death from a rust-related infection. Wait, who said anything about killing anyone??