and then there are...

...certain things we can say only to our girlfriends, and we know it will make perfect/illogical/sense to them.

"Btw, I think i'm gonna stop by **** tomorrow or this
weekend...they have a 15%-off sale on denim. While 15%
is practically just tax..it's still something...I NEED
jeans. I also need groceries too, but hey, jeans will
make me happier right now."