while you can almost be certain...

...you'll likely not ever wake up one morning and say "I think I want a dragon tattoo and a vanilla cappuccino"--isn't it absurdly satisfying to know that if you did, you could walk down the street and have it?
I'm returning to "the city" very soon, and this picture sorta sums up the one-zillionth quirky reason I love it so much.

Photo from Farewell NYC